Starting Point: AGUDELO AGUDELO AGUDELO AGUDELO

We need more epic player songs. AO does a great job now, but there is always room for improvement. So I present to you, the first cut of AGU DELO (set to black and yellow) brought to you by everyone’s boy, Brian Mechanick. I encourage anyone and everyone to revise, improve, and start freestyling this. GET IT.

Yeah ah ha
you know who it is
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Yeah ah ha
you know who it is
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Yeah ah ha, you know who it is
Scoring goals, he does it big
Yeah ah ha, when U.S got nothin
only 18 years old, now that’s somethin
Reppin the Yanks when you watch him you know everything
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo
He puts put it down from NYC to South Africa
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Verse 1-
Uh, Blue stripe, red kit
Mexico scared of it, but AO’s aint
soon as he hit the field look at them fans face
Jumping up and down making all the stands shake
Red Blood inside, give CONCACAF a warning
It’s the new boy you know that he’s made for it
and he got New York going mental
Messi’s watching but Juan’s balling out on every level
Hear them haters talk, but there’s nothing you can tell em
Just keep scoring, got another fixture on the schedule
No love for him Bob, it’s your part
No excuse, give the start

Yeah ah ha, you know who it is
Scoring goals, he does it big
Yeah ah ha, when U.S got nothin
only 18 years old, now that’s somethin
Reppin the Yanks when you watch him you know everything
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

He puts put it down from NYC to South Africa
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Verse 2-

Got a call from Grant Wahl this just in
Best newcomer since Landon Donovan
Not a target man, but he ain’t weak though
Come and watch him he’s scoring all year yo
He’s sippin Red Bulls and rocking number 9
So much pace I can’t tell where the line is
Streaking forward at the net
Throw it up for the next Gold Cup Winners

Yeah ah ha, you know who it is
Scoring goals, he does it big
Yeah ah ha, when U.S got nothin
only 18 years old, now that’s somethin
Reppin the Yanks when you watch him you know everything
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo
He puts put it down from NYC to South Africa
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Verse 3

Get’s better like he’s supposed to do
Europe’s best calling, want to get a piece of you
His runs are unapproachable
Super clean but it’s super speed
Deuce telling him where it’s at,
Score goals, make attacks
Draw pens, get assists and that’s that, No Trap
Makin’ runs down the field, he scores and he deals
Eric Wynalda feel, 2014 World Cup’s real

Yeah ah ha
you know who it is
AO know who it is man,
And those that don’t, better by now

Reppin the Yanks when you watch him you know everything
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo
He puts put it down from NYC to South Africa
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Yeah ah ha
you know who it is
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Yeah ah ha
you know who it is
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Reppin the Yanks when you watch him you know everything
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo
He puts put it down from NYC to South Africa
Agudelo, Agudelo,
Agudelo, Agudelo

Booooooooooom. Someone get into the studio and get at this.