Biggy’s EPL perfection…I mean predicts.

Arsenal – Ah yes, it’s our year. Finally. Chelsea is talented and it will come down to the final day, but the absurd talent that is The Arsenal finally gets it done behind a rested Cesc and a revitalized RVP plus the epicness that is Arshavin. I mean how can’t you like him? He scores amazing goals, looks like a six year old, and has the best website I’ve ever seen.

Chelsea – They have the fatal flaw. Champions League is theirs but age and depth hold them back in the league. They stumbled last year, they will again, but this time it will cost them. Drogba lights it up in all the games where they don’t need goals, but the offense sputters in January as they watch their early lead slip away for good.

Manchester United – Ah yes, United. You are old. It will cost you. You are weak at the back. It will cost you. Wayne Rooney won’t play like a man possessed and you will struggle for goals. More then anything, your two old men will age harder then ever before and will be dragginggggggg in March. Time to slip away United.

Manchester City – Almost pinches United at the end. Left gloriously unfufilled, minus the top four finally part! Talent finally congeals, they become a team instead of individuals, and Tevez does work dirty dirty style. Manchester United fans panic, as they should.

Tottenham – Too much football for Spurs this year means they slide out of their coveted 4 spot. Just like Fulham last year, a run in a Europe makes them focus on pretty silverware and costs them in the league. Painful but Europe always takes a toll, just ask my soul.

Liverpool – The talent is not there. Still. Not a surprise, but Gerrard and Torres cannot leg this one out on their own. They just don’t have the depth, and I’m not convinced their center mids can drive them on to a top four spot. Really, I could see them dropping out of Europe altogether.

Everton – Team let’s start slow gets it together once Howard, Arteta, and Cahill find their grooves. Which they will. Unfortunately it takes them long enough where they August and September themselves right out of the race for the top four.

Fulham – A new manager and some new talent leads Fulham back into the European fold. Can they creep higher? Something tells me Dempsey and Zamora will light up defenses all around but can they overcome the loss of their rock, Mark Schwarzer?

Bolton – A surprising young and dangerous team comes creeeeeeping up hard. A powerful center of the park leads team USA to make major changes to accommodate the newest star in the fold, Stu Holden.

Aston Villa – Too much turmoil at a team that could have made a top four run. Ireland has a major impact, but it isn’t enough. Too many injuries and not enough leadership and the likely loss of Ashley Young to transfer leaves Villa shorthanded. Unless Bob Bradley takes over, then Villa is straight to the top!

Sunderland – Dirty Darren Bent carries them again but without his partner in crime Mr. Jones, Sunderland can’t power any higher then 11th. Not a bad finish by any means but top ten was in their grasp and they just couldn’t get there.

Birmingham – Another team that has the talent and composure to get it into the top half that will be squeezed by the numbers game. Too much talent above them leaves them painfully close to a single digit finish.

Newcastle – A team that has the talent to avoid the drop, will they be able to hold it together and go the distance? Behind Carrol the boys in black and white comfortably avoid the drop and spend another year trying to restore their tarnished name.

Blackburn – Another good side without the depth to get out of the bottom half, Blackburn will threaten to make the top half but give up too many goals late in games to get the points they so desperately need.

Stoke City – Stingy defense will get points, but lack of goals will get draws and that will be their demise. Maybe not perfect but staying up is respectable, albeit not the goal.

Wolves – Staying alive staying alive staying aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Wolves will just be staying alive, which is a fate most of their W brethren can’t claim.

Blackpool – Maybe I just want this to happen, but Blackpool escapes the drop and revitalizes an entire city! A Cinderella story, you can catch Blackpoolerella getting it done in dirty orange all year.

Wigan – A hopeless looking side, Wigan has no rudder and a lack of points. They will end that way as well.

West Ham – Dodged it last year, won’t this year. At all. Hammers are destined for dropness.

West Brom – They just don’t have the depth, the talent, or the funding to stay around in the Prem.