Just like VH1, I like to recognize those having the Best Week Ever. Except when we hand out a best week ever award, it actually means that they did something worthwhile. Best Week Ever is proud to welcome our first Spaniard to the list of lucky recipients, and no man woman child or forest dwelling animal is more deserving of this award then Fernando Torres.

The man who was aptly named after a major storm (or the boy, depending on where you live and how you interpret) has certainly been a force of nature. He has bagged a ridiculous FIVE goals over the past two weeks in the EPL, including a sublime goal last week that is just sheer magic where he scored from an angle and spot that no one should score from. He then headed in another beaut to top it off. He then one upped that off by grabbing a hat trick this weekend while just torching the Hull defense. So to you, you Spanish boy storm, you are having Constantly Offside's Best Week Ever!