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Who Will Replace Bob Bradley?

Posted by Biggy on November 17, 2009  •  Comments

In typical Constantly Offside style, Chamo and I were reunited briefly over Halloween as I made the venture down to glorious San Luis Obispo. After an impromptu rendezvous at Taco Bell late Saturday evening/early Sunday morning that Chamo was not so pleased about, we decided to enjoy some lunch together at the Stone. Now generally our lunches are decided by FIFA09, however I was too hungry with my slight hangover to want to play before we got to eat. Off to Firestone we went, where they were not showing the right type of football, but what can you do. After a delicious lunch, it was business time.

Chamo and I generally play 3 different types of matches on FIFA: Arsenal vs. Chelsea, the United States versus whatever nation he thinks is amusing, and the always brilliantly indicative mash the random button and stop and see how bad FIFA wants one of us to win. The ensuing 1.5 star versus 4 star battles are always fun, especially when they are coupled with drinking games. After a couple random trots, which led to some interesting results, we decided to play "Who is more likely to replace Bob Bradley as USMNT head coach?" This consists of us squaring off against each other, both with the US with our own personal lineups that we feel make more sense then what Bob is currently running. Unfortunately for Chamo, I actually like both the US and their FIFA side, so I had a bit of an edge, nonetheless, it was his challenge and off to be a better Bob we went.

Thirty minutes later, we had our resounding answer of who would look better on the US sideline, wearing US colored sweatsuits and not smiling, and that man was me. I beat Chamo twice with our respective US lineups, proving to him that he may be able to do a better job then Bob Bradley, but I can do a better job being Bob Bradley. With this accolade in hand, I would like to officially announce my candidacy for the position of Bob Bradley for the 2018 World Cup. That's right people, VOTE BIGGY FOR BOB BRADLEY 2018!!! Mind you, I did have a healthy Charlie Davies and a sneaky Jose Francisco Torres at my disposal, which Bob seems to not have often, but still, I'm coming for you Bob, from the depths of FIFA10 straight to the top.

 

--Chamo's Note: In my defense, they rated Danny Califf as a 66, which is a travesty to the sport of football. I also had no Castillo or Jones, Requiring that I play Michael Bradley, who doesn't make it on my lineup anymore. My excuses are endless. See me again Biggy, see me again and see what happens.

 

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