EPL Round 14 Predictions

Happy Thanksgiving to all our readers in the States, the holiday season has us posting our predicts a day later than usual, but hopefully we get it up in time for all of you. An even week between the two of us has Chamo in raptures, as his title dreams are coming closer and closer by the week. Hull managed to upset the system a bit, but can they keep up their run to stay in the Prem?
Biggy:
Well then, I guess I should get back to nailing picks. Thanksgiving has worn me out, but not as much as anything wears out Everton's defense. The prem gets classy again this weekend, as Chelsea and Arsenal dance the hit me with your best shot tango. Game of the week for sure, possibly game of the month, or of 2009? When Arsenal bags four goals it will be. Ah, one can dream.
Blackburn 1:2 Stoke City No really, every time I pick a tweener game like this, I'm wrong. I'm sure this one will just be added to the list.
Fulham 2:0 Bolton The Fulhammer, the dirty duece demps stays in torrid form and gets another goal to compliment a Duff finish that sends Bolton wandering further toward the bottom.
Man City 3:1 Hull City Maybe Man City can remember what a win looks like. Key word here is maybe.
Portsmouth 0:2 Man United Just don't show up Portsmouth, save me the trouble.
West Ham 3:1 Burnley Hammers decide to actually win. Everyone is surprised. Including me.
Wigan 1:2 Sunderland Sunderland only scores a couple goals, meaning Wigan won't have to pay its fans back. Again. Because at least they kept it close, right?
Aston Villa 3:2 Tottenham Two teams that seem to be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde almost every time out. Somehow they are both at the top. Villa redefines that spot though this weekend.
Wolves 2:2 Birmingham Draws abound, and Wolves should win, but they won't take advantage of a great opportunity.
Everton 2:4 Liverpool Two sad sack sides show up for the pool derby, but the Reds offense is mightier then the Blues, so Everton falls again. Liverpool fans are granted false hope.
Arsenal 2:1 Chelsea Boom Chamo. Get some.
Chamo:
Biggy is having a laugh if he thinks he can catch me now. My 3 pick lead doesnt seem like much, but his inconsistancy will come back to haunt him again soon, and possibly this week given his atrocious underestimation of Chelsea.
Blackburn 1:0 Stoke City I am a firm believer that Blackburn are a better squad than Stoke, but I am also a firm believer that West Ham should be in the top half of the table.... and we see how well that is going...
Fulham 2:1 Bolton I can't even disagree here with Biggy, Fulham look hood, and while I don't think they will keep it clean against Bolton, I do believe Duff, Demps and co. will work the Wanderers.
Man City 2:0 Hull City I have faith that City can return to winning form, and they need it. Ade and Ireland score in this one as Hull prove they really aren't as good as they pretended to be last week.
Portsmouth 0:3 Man United I have to change the scoreline, because Biggy hardly ever gives good teams the credit they deserve. United will smash Portsmouth, even on the road, and Owen will magically appear on the scoresheet again.
West Ham 2:1 Burnley I need this to be true...for my sanity's sake.
Wigan 2:3 Sunderland If you were a Wigan fan, would you even show up? Sure Sunderland isn't Tottenham...but they did just beat Arsenal and Liverpool right? Good luck recovering from that goal differential.
Aston Villa 2:2 Tottenham I struggled to type 2:2 because I am near convinced it will be 3:3, but that just seems to be too many goals (why I believe that is too many after Tottenham smashed 9 last week is beyond me, I'm a troubled soul). Heskey and Abonglahor are cancelled by Defoe and Keane.
Wolves 1:2 Birmingham Wolves just did not impress me last week (certainly not complaining about that as a Chelsea fan...) and Birminham did... Thus my wonderful prediction.
Everton 1:1 Liverpool I'm absolutely dreaming on this one, but if I get it right I will do the chicken dance. In front of Biggy. Over Christmas holidays.
Arsenal 0:2 Chelsea Dream on Biggs... Let us be realistic. Drogs will have a FIELD DAY with Arsenal's current lack of defenders... plus where in the world are their goals going to come from when Sir I-wear-too-much-hair-product-and-whine-a-lot is injured?
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| Blackburn | 1 | 2 | Stoke | Blackburn | 1 | 0 | Stoke | |
| Fulham | 2 | 0 | Bolton | Fulham | 2 | 1 | Bolton | |
| Man City | 3 | 1 | Hull City | Man City | 2 | 0 | Hull City | |
| Portsmouth | 0 | 2 | Man Utd. | Portsmouth | 0 | 3 | Man Utd. | |
| West Ham | 3 | 1 | Burnley | West Ham | 2 | 1 | Burnley | |
| Wigan | 1 | 2 | Sunderland | Wigan | 3 | 2 | Sunderland | |
| Aston Villa | 3 | 2 | Tottenham | Aston Villa | 2 | 2 | Tottenham | |
| Wolves | 2 | 2 | Birminham | Wolves | 1 | 2 | Birminham | |
| Everton | 2 | 4 | Liverpool | Everton | 1 | 1 | Liverpool | |
| Arsenal | 2 | 1 | Chelsea | Arsenal | 0 | 2 | Chelsea | |
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